Audiophiles: V/A – Terminal Teenage – Pubescent Powerpop Wonders & Petting Pervs

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Terminal Teenage – Pubescent Powerpop Wonders & Petting Pervs
Vibrator Buzz Compilation Series

As the Record Reviews are still in the making (due to general laziness, time tunnels, parties with myself, cooking gulasch) I thought I´d throw in another compilation to satisfy your needs until further review update note.
This time I´m back again with what I can do and know best, teenage terrors and their stories of misconduct, noise annoys, adultery, hangovers and burst condoms.
Times of total levity when you thought you´ll stay sixteen forever, times when your main focus has been on a couple of pints,  a pile of records to annoy your parents with and staying out late waiting to be finally deflowered by Sheena, Roxy, Rhonda or one of her random girl gang friends.
Be part of the mission and revive your personal teenage kicks with this 28-track compilation monster of pure Powerpop virginity. Put your AGNOSTIC FRONT records aside and listen to some real music, take off your muscle shirt and pop in some candy to your hard-nosed soul, your wife will be thankful for it !

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Audiophiles: V/A -Mullets & Snot Mops – A Collection Of Toilet Rockers and Testicle Bruisers

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Mullets & Snot Mops – A Collection Of Toilet Rockers & Testicle Bruisers
Vibrator Buzz Compilation Series

You didn´t ask for it, so here it is, a massive collection of heavy rockin´ crunchers, hard poppin´ pissers and motor-oil glammy gunk.
With thirty songs reporting for noise duty this is the most massice collection I´ve worked out so far and the first one delving onto the scary shores of NWOBHM. Don´t be afraid though, guitar solos and ecstatically howling vocal hounds on acid aren´t my six-pack of personal choices as well, so I´ve focussed on the early days of NWOBHM when the music still had no genre boundaries, no rules and regulations and was wanking around somewhere inbetween the poles of Hard Rock, Punk and Powerpop resulting in an output that I´d describe as Toilet Rock in the best sense possible.
Raucous Moped Rockers equipped with ammunition belts and testicle bruising skintight denims whooped by cheap alcohol, pills and teenage hate, post-punkish lo-fidelity garage slop farts on amateur speed with a glammy undertone and oily haired Powerpoppers with an instant dependence potential playing darts in stinky pubs and goosing older women´s ass.
All the ingredients you need for a noisy night-out trip back in time are, as usual, listed and available for downfiling pleasure below…See you next week when it´s time for another part of the BACKSTREET FEVER Glam Series and a batch of Record Reviews !
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Audiophiles: V/A – Terminal Boredom Vol. 1 – TransWorld Punk & SnotPop

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Terminal Boredom Vol. 1 – Trans-World Punk & SnotPop
Vibrator Buzz Compilation Series

Hell Yeah, the inauguration is coming tomorrow and therefore here´s the accurate final shot of Killed By Grandpa Punk and SnotPop treats before the drops to melt our lazy dumb ass existence…and what a shot is is !
As you lousy snorters didn´t make any suggestions but just consume what you are served I just compiled what I can compile best, 25 tracks in a whole, the last chance before apocalypse to grapple with classic lifetime themes like “Short Haired Rock And Roll” eloquently summarized by the TERRORWAYS, the autopsy techniques of KRIS METHE & THE MISTAKES or a quick “We´re Ok Sod You” Fuck Off kick to bourgeois squares and philistines by the other BLITZ.
Naturally the riddle of love is taking it´s toll too, multiple times, from different views. We´ve got the heartbreaks, men treaten bad to worse from their girlfriends with PETE THE MEAT AND THE BOYS “Look What She´s Doing To Me” and not even being phoned or just hanging´it up (back then when telephones could been hang up) via STRYKER “On The Phone”, the first delicate plant of teenage lust evolving with TEACHER´S PET “Meet Me At The Hot Dog Stand” and the MARC THOR BAND representing the opinion that plain out “Love Sucks”.
We´ve got Teeny Boppers like SPIDER with “Back To The Wall”, criminally overseen razorblade kissers like THE CRABS with “Victim”, BAD ACTORS with “Are They Hostile ?”, DEAF AIDS with “Bored Christine”, ZIPPS with “Friends”, Toby Redd who, like me, “Can´t Get A Job” and we´ve got two of my personal alltime favourites on here: The Rumblers from Ramsgate, RIVALS with “Weekdays”, goosebumps friends “…Everybody´s started the game now, growing up and looking older but you´ll never get me in row ´cause I..wanna stay young, in my mind, in my mind, in my mind…”   and the BODGERS with “Stutter” which will make you forget your wowowowowowowowowowowords.
As for the rest you´ll have to find out yourself below and in case not everything´s is going to blow I still accept compilation requests, not that anyone cares. The first one to request will receive a 7″ vinyl single on black vinyl that I don´t listen to anyway.
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Audiophiles: V/A – Backstreet Fever Vol. 4 – Jukebox Junkies & Heartbreakers

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Backstreet Fever Vol. 4 – Jukebox Junkies & Heartbreakers
Vibrator Buzz Compilation Series

The waiting has come to an end, the crying is over, the kleenex can be put back into the kitchen cupboard as here is the next volume of your beloved Backstreet Fever Compilation Series, this time ramped up to a total of 25 tracks as a reparation for your painful waiting period that only took a “little bit” longer than the promised week it should have.
This time the ramrod race is starting and finishing with some high quality football chantery prasing the undeniable qualities of both the Queens Park Rangers and Leeds United. Sorry for the other lads and firms, still searching for a proper Macclesfield tune by the way. Apart from that I´ve included TASTY and SHORTY for you and your wife respectively husband to cuddle, kiss and pet to. Come on, everybody needs a bit of lovin´, even the scarfaced Bootboy Service Crew. Don´t worry though, with WELLINGTON, BRITANIA, BLACKFOOT SUE, SHARATON, BLACK FIRE and WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE there´s still plenty of tunes to clap your hands to and stamp through the ballroom. As well there´s a bigger part of what you might call Proto-Punk featured this time.
Up next, as bound to tradition, will be the follow up volume of the Power Pop and Punk series this time focussing on the latter part.
As well there´s a New Wave Compilation in the making, a Northern Ireland Punk & Powerpop one, another one about the french Punk, Powerpop & New Wave Scene and one with a special focus on Pubrock & Bartender Boogie.
That´s it ? Of course not, there´s plenty of great music to dedicate to.
You´d like to hear some early Hard Rock / NWOBHM ? Maybe some Mod stuff ?
Suggestions welcome at any time, just let me know and I´ll try to work something out !
Now head down below that damn line again and get infected with the Backstreet Fever…
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Audiophiles: V/A – Ultimate Entertainment For The Mentally Disabled

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Ultimate Entertainment For The Mentally Disabled
Vibrator Buzz Compilation Series

There ya go you lousy Snotters and Skinny Tie Swingers, it´s the third installment of the Vibrator Buzz Punk & Powerpop Compilation Series that will mae you shake you beer tits and bacon bellys. Exclusively endorsed by Joy Rider, Avis Davis and Jeff Hill we´re going to enhance your razorblade and polka dot knowledge with the MISSPENT YOUTH, GOING RED, AMBULANCE, EPPU NORMAALI and the JET STAXX´ “French Girls”. So stop wasting any more time listening to modern day crap recopies and get hooked on the originals below the dotted line.
Will there be more go getters like this posted on this, your least favourite blog ?
Of course, there´s only one thing left to say that you should remember before spiking your download mop head the next time: There are also Reviews of actual bands posted on here which a worth a read, worth a listen or even, Sid Vicious beware, worth spending your money on a physical recording medium that you can touch. Is that crazy or what ?
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Audiophiles: V/A – Backstreet Fever Vol. 3 – Borstal Boys & Rebel Rousers

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Backstreet Fever Vol. 3 – Borstal Boys & Rebel Rousers
Vibrator Buzz Compilation Series

…and the Buzz goes on with the third installment of the Backstreet Fever series, another raucous ramma lamma collection of glittery Glam, blue-eyed and broken bottled Bovver Rock and Discotheque Can Can mayhem ranging from classics like the FACES and SWEET to the pinball loving wizard amazon Vicky Fury,  the bubblegum booster par excellence Nicky Bulldog, the american feather boa boom boom of the BRATS and many more inbetween.
Already in the works again is Vol. 4 with the likes of BLACK FIRE, PAPER LACE, BRUTUS and Fatty Lumpkin. So now you know what to watch out for next week !
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Audiophiles: V/A – More Entertainment For The Mentally Disabled

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More Entertainment For The Mentally Disabled
Vibrator Buzz Compilation Series

Keeping up with the tradition of both posting some Glam Nuggets and some either desperate or snotty rotten Powerpoppers, it´s time for the second volume with the last but not least mentioned.
So what have we got here ?
We´ve got the FAST CARS starting with the definitive fact of the kids just wanting to dance, we´ve got Parka Pop Mods like SQUIRE and THE SUSSED taking out the piss of those. We´ve got the DOGMATICS smoking their “King Size Cigarette” with “Johnny B. Rotten” of the MONKS, we´re jetting from PIN POINT´s “Richmond” over to EPPU NORMAALI and their Poliisi problems.
Also we´ve got Paracetamol, Pre-Pubescents and Weekend Love…all you have to do is jet down under the line again.
Yes, there´ll also be a third volume, exclusively presented to you by Jeff Hill, Adam Roth, Joy Rider & Avis Davis bringing another twenty-five Snot Pop cannonade to your house.
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Audiophiles: V/A – Backstreet Fever Vol. 2 – Ruff Ruckers vs. Stardust Stompers

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Backstreet Fever Vol. 2 – Ruff Ruckers vs. Stardust Stompers
Vibrator Buzz Compilation Series

As the feedback for Backstreet Fever Vol. 1 really has been unbelievably overwhelming it´s only natural that I couldn´t kept you waiting any longer for the second collection of rowdy ramblers carrying on with additional bangers from Vol. 1 favourites like GRUDGE, BILBO BAGGINS, HUSTLER, KIPPER and GANG mixed with well known flare fumblers HELLO and BEANO and finally seasoned with racket-makers like CHAOS, FRENZY, BULLDOG BREED or BROWNSVILLW STATION plus plus plus…
Again summing up to a total of twenty tracks this one´s sure to satisfy your handjive needs as much as the previous volume for sure with a chartbusting tracklist featured in it´s whole below the line.
In case you might be thinking of the third volume´s content already here´s some tasty preview name dropping for ya: AMSTERDAM, STREAK, BARRY BLOOD, RICKY WILDE and more to let your jaw drop…
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Audiophiles: V/A – Entertainment For The Mentally Disabled

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Entertainment For The Mentally Disabled
Vibrator Buzz Compilation Series

As promised here it is, the beginning of it all, twenty-five electroshocked Petting Pop odes to teenage disasters, lost love, telephone sex and morse code messages straight to your heart. Startin´ with “Almost Ready ” by the NORMALS, you´ll cross the “Sunset Strip” with THE NUMBERS or will be able to join the “Modern Boys” with THE CROOKS before crossing the finishing line with a world-shaking question to Johnny by Josie Cotton.
Grab your hanky and find out what´s inbetween below…
Up next in the series will be the second volume of Backstreet Fever continuing your mama´s crazee cruise through the ballroom with CHAOS, BUBBLES, BEARDED LADY, FRENZY…
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Audiophiles: V/A – Backstreet Fever Vol. 1 – Bovver Boogie, Terrace Glam & Teenage Glitter

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Backstreet Fever Vol. 1 – Bovver Boogie, Terrace Glam & Teenage Glitter
Vibrator Buzz Compilation Series

In reminiscence of the first Vibrator Buzz Blog installment back then in 1867, I decided to re-establish an always much loved tradition from that grandpa noise pollution network of mine and supply you with all volumes of my selfmade compilation series featuring only the best of Glam, Punk and Powerpop.
Starting off with the first volume of the Backstreet Fever series you´ll be properly equipped for the next Wham Bam Thank You Glam dance off at your favourite local boozing station, just in time to impress those neat and nasty plateau boot girl gang or the grim looking boover boys as well.
So get down beneath that “Read More” line and get all the tracklist information you need to start the Boogie like a maniac.
Up next in the series will be the first volume of “Entertainment For The Mentally Disabled” with sure shot powerpoppin´ crackers like the NORMALS, CITY LIMITS, LAST STAND, THE METHOD, CLIVE CULBERTSON and more…Stay Tuned !
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