Review: MUFF DIVERS – No Muff Too Tuff EP

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MUFF DIVERS
No Muff Too Tuff EP
Erste Theke Tonträger

There ya go motorbikin´ dickheads, german version of the Lumpy Records nobrainer from last year.
Juvenile mental ward retardo ripper with farty SPITS synthesizer blows, a speedfreak drum-machine and helium sniffy bag vocals satisfying all your brain bleaching “Manny, Moe and Jack” DICKIES needs.

Iced with a handmade saccharine cum coating this mash up is guaranteed to complete your denim vested pornstache look and scare all the girls away that wouldn´t have hit you anyway because NOBUNNY had taken them on a hop already.
Indeed, it´s like a VILLAGE PEOPLE “Food Fight” attention deficit hyperactivity disorder birthday party stuffed with hectoliters of Klosterfrau Melissengeist and teenbangers in ripped Chuck Taylor´s enjoying the cineastic masterpieces of Tracy Lords while playing around with mommy´s secret dildo collection.
Naturally I can see nothing being wrong about that because that´s what “Nights In White Satin” are about when your fifteen and studded with acne.
Postcriptum Note: The vocals are even doing Michael Winslow honour !

7/10

 

 

 

 

 

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