SLICK !
Slick ! LP
King Rocker Records
Coming from Oakland, California here´s your next fuckorite slab o´ sleaze filled muff divin´ Playboy pumpin´ GIZMOS Toilet Rock. Baked in a bong with the Budokan boost of CHEAP TRICK and filthily aged to cheap shot BROWNSVILLE STATION denim delinquents smoking in the boys room with the DICTATORS after a six pack burping parade through the sweaty wombs of little ol´ wine drinkers them like the HOLLYWOOD BRATS or NEW YORK DOLLS.
Equipped with enough Rock And Roll Crazy ZAPPO handclaps to beat the last slop on your girlfriend´s ass these rumbling ruffies have sharpened a rowdy profile focussed on taking out the Junk of Junkshop Glam for a delirious night out on an AIRSHIP with HEAVY METAL KIDS´ Gary Holton wanking to the bar backed by the neighborhood brat piano beat of Casino Steel.
Enhanced with the long term loser lifestyle of a Bowery lavatory seat and the raucous bang boom bang of a “Mighty Idy” DMZ pinball machine these rotters are headed to go over the top (with rightly telling you that your craphole of a band sucks and that you´re nothing but a motherfucker on the way) and enqueue themselves besides modern age ramblers like the BARRERACUDAS, APACHE, MICKEY or DANCER.
8/10
APACHE / BIG TITS / SLICK! – EUROPE TOUR 2016
THU 11.08 TORINO – BLAH BLAH
Fr 12.08 BETABAR – TERRANUOVA BRACCIOLINI
Sat 13.08 OSIO SOPRA (BG) – JOE KOALA
Sun 14.08 BRESCIA – FESTIVAL DI RADIO ONDA D`URTO
Mon 15.08 VILLIMPENTA – PARCO GIOCHI EARLY SHOW
Tue 16.08 KÖLN – SONIC BALLROOM
Wed 17.08 BERLIN – ZUM STECKENPFERD
Thu 18.08 HELSINGOR – ELVAERKET
Fr 19.08 GOTHENBURG – TRUCKSTOP ALASKA
Sat 20.08 STOCKHOLM – KAFE 44
Sun 21.08 MALMÖ – CIRKULATIONS CENTRALEN
Mon 22.08 PRIVATE PARTY
Tue 23.08 DEN HAAG – TBA
Wed 24.08 UTRECHT- DB`S
Thu 25.08 GRONINGEN -VERA
Fr 26.08 HAMBURG – GET LOST FEST 4
Sat 27.08 HAMBURG – GET LOST FEST 4
Sun 28.08 ROTTERDAM – ROTOWN
Mon 29.08 TILBUURG – 013
Tue 30.08 KORTRIJK – PITS
Wed 31.08 HASTINGS – TBA
Thu 01.09 LEEDS – THE LIBRARY
Fr 02.09 GLASGOW – THE OLD HAIRDRESSERS
Sat 03.09 HULL – THE NEW ADELPHI CLUB
Sun 04.09 LONDON- THE FINSBURY
Mon 05.09 NORTH FRANCE OFFERS WELCOME!!!
Tue 06.09 MONTPELLIER – BLACKOUT
Wed 07.09 ZARAGOZA – TBC
Thu 08.09 BENIDORM – FUZZVILLE WARM UP PARTY
Fr 09.09 VALENCIA – MAGAZINE CLUB
Sat 10.09 LEON – VALENTINO`S
Sun 11.09 SANTANDER – ESPACIO SANTANDER
Mon 12.09 GALICIA TBA
Tue 13.09 SPAIN – TBA
Wed 14.09 SPAIN – TBA
Thu 15.09 PAMPLONA – NEBULA
Fr 16.09 LIMOGES – TBC
Sat 17.09 SAINT ETIENNE – TBC
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